Grandpa goes outdoors with his grandson
for a walk and says: "Now just look at this beautiful nature, the green trees and the lush meadows." He breaks off a blade of grass and chews on it. The grandson asks: ?Grandpa, are we getting a new car now?? - ?How did you come up with that now?? - "Well, because Dad said that if Grandpa bites the dust, we'll get a new car."
