The devil appears to a lawyer and
proposes the following deal to him: "I will make you the most successful lawyer in the city. You will have four months of vacation a year. All colleagues will envy you, the clients and judges will respect you. You will be president of your golf club and an honorary doctor of the university. In return, the souls of your parents, your wife and your children will burn in hell forever." The lawyer thinks for a moment and then asks: "And what's the catch?"