A man sits in the sauna. At his best
Piece is tattooed with a "W" and a "Y". Another man comes up and asks what that means. He replies: "When it's hard it says my girlfriend's name. Wendy!"
A few days later, the tattooed man is on vacation at the nudist beach in Jamaica. There he sees a local who also has a "W" and a "Y" tattooed on his best piece. He walks up to him and says, "Let me guess: your girlfriend's name is Wendy too!" The local: "No, when he's tough it says: Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice holiday!"