Two foxes meet in the forest. He says
one to the other: "So? What are we doing today?"
"Come on, let's go to the rabbit, and if he doesn't have a hat on, we'll beat him up!"
They run to the rabbit, and when they arrive, he doesn't have a hat on and gets beaten up.
The next day the same spectacle.
On the third day the foxes get tired of it and say, "We'll go to the rabbit and beat him up if he doesn't have any cigarettes."
"Well, bunny? Do you have any cigarettes?" the foxes ask.
The rabbit asks: "With or without a filter?"
One fox says to the other: "Look, he doesn't have a hat on again!"