ITS ME!
02-06-2012, 12:55 PM
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
He wants to distract her, so he says the first thing that pops into his head.
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?
At least you go out with a nice memory, eh?"
She thinks for a moment and then she gives him a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
He wants to distract her, so he says the first thing that pops into his head.
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?
At least you go out with a nice memory, eh?"
She thinks for a moment and then she gives him a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."