I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d.

[ITS ME!]

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for
many years. First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been
going?"

The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,
"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."

The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter
anymore!"

The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a

d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e

t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y I

w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."


The first friend congratulates him and then asks again
about how he was almost married.

"W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I
w..e..r..e s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r
p..o..r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s
s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d
I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e
a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d, s..h..e c..o u l d
d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e
t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y
f..a..c..e.."

"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?"
asks the first friend.

" W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e
w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s"