"Dad, look, there's a wooge!"

[Luna]

"Dad, look, there's a wooge!" - "That's not a wooge, my child, that's a scale." - "Dad, can I please take a chance?" - "My child, that doesn't mean daring, but weighing!" - "Dad, now I've rocked myself!" - "That doesn't mean weighed, but weighed!" - "But daddy, then it's a wooge after all..."