Luna
11-25-2023, 11:59 AM
The Indians on a remote reservation go to their new chief and ask how cold the next winter will be. Having never learned the secret arts of his ancestors, he orders his brothers to collect firewood, but also calls the weather service and asks, "How cold will the winter be?" ?Very cold,? is the answer.
The chief returns to his fellow tribesmen and tells them to collect more firewood. A week later he calls again: ?Are you sure the winter will be very cold?? ?Perfectly safe.? The chief orders his fellow tribesmen to collect more firewood.
A week later he calls again. ?Are you still sure?? ?Yes, it will be the coldest winter in living memory?. ?How do you know that for sure?? ?Because the Indians collect firewood like crazy!?
The chief returns to his fellow tribesmen and tells them to collect more firewood. A week later he calls again: ?Are you sure the winter will be very cold?? ?Perfectly safe.? The chief orders his fellow tribesmen to collect more firewood.
A week later he calls again. ?Are you still sure?? ?Yes, it will be the coldest winter in living memory?. ?How do you know that for sure?? ?Because the Indians collect firewood like crazy!?