Luna
04-01-2024, 12:01 PM
A Russian goes to a disco. He carries a
T-shirt that says: "Turks have 3 problems."
A Turk comes up to him and asks: "Hey, what kind of **** is this?"
The Russian replies: "You see, that's your first problem, you're far too curious."
The Turk leaves, comes back after a few minutes with a colleague and the two push the Russian around. The Russian says: "You see, that's your second problem, you're far too aggressive."
The Turks leave, the Russian drinks his beer, dances for another hour and then leaves the disco. The Turks are waiting outside with five men, all of them drawing their knives.
The Russian: "You see, this is your third problem, you come to a shootout with knives!"
T-shirt that says: "Turks have 3 problems."
A Turk comes up to him and asks: "Hey, what kind of **** is this?"
The Russian replies: "You see, that's your first problem, you're far too curious."
The Turk leaves, comes back after a few minutes with a colleague and the two push the Russian around. The Russian says: "You see, that's your second problem, you're far too aggressive."
The Turks leave, the Russian drinks his beer, dances for another hour and then leaves the disco. The Turks are waiting outside with five men, all of them drawing their knives.
The Russian: "You see, this is your third problem, you come to a shootout with knives!"