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Luna
04-10-2024, 05:19 AM
The good Lord wants 3 mafiosi to come to him
take them to heaven because they weren't good.
God to the first: ?What have you done??
Answer: "I killed a person!"
God: "How is your German?"
Mafia: "Good!"
God: ?How many letters are in the ABC??
Mafia: "26!"
God: ?Right!?
God to the second: ?What have you done??
Mafia: "I blew up a bus!"
God: ?How is your German??
Mafia: "Also good!"
God: ?How many letters are in the ABC??
Mafia: "26!" God: ?Great, come in!?
God to the third Mafiosi: ?And what did you do??
Mafia: "I blew up a store!"
God: "And how about your German?"
Mafia: ?Also great!?
God: ?How many letters are in the ABC??
Mafia: "24!"
God: ?Why only 24??
Mafia: "C & A no longer exists, I blew it away!"