A ventriloquist is putting on a show for a group of blondes and, of course, is tellin

[Luna]

A ventriloquist is putting on a show for a group of blondes and, of course, is telling a few blonde jokes. At some point one of the blondes jumps up and yells at the stage: "Hey, you bastard up there, what are you telling all these stupid stories about blondes all the time? We're not as stupid as you pretend." - "Relax, they're all just jokes," says the ventriloquist. The blonde replies: "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the little scumbag sitting on your knee!"