Luna
06-05-2024, 04:24 AM
The teacher asks the students: "What is a turbot?"
Fritzchen answers: "A very flat fish."
Teacher: "And why is it so flat?"
Fritzchen: "Because it had sex with a whale."
Outraged, the teacher takes Fritzchen to the principal and tells him the whole story.
The principal asks: "Why are you doing such nonsense?"
Fritzchen: "It's not my fault that the teacher asks such stupid questions, she should have asked why the frog has such big eyes."
Principal: "Why does it have such big eyes?"
Fritzchen: "Well, he saw the whole thing!"
Fritzchen answers: "A very flat fish."
Teacher: "And why is it so flat?"
Fritzchen: "Because it had sex with a whale."
Outraged, the teacher takes Fritzchen to the principal and tells him the whole story.
The principal asks: "Why are you doing such nonsense?"
Fritzchen: "It's not my fault that the teacher asks such stupid questions, she should have asked why the frog has such big eyes."
Principal: "Why does it have such big eyes?"
Fritzchen: "Well, he saw the whole thing!"