boothole
06-07-2014, 03:01 AM
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A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word definitely.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
"The sky is definitely blue". The first student said, raising her hand.
"Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's grey and cloudy". The teacher said to the young girl.
"Grass is definitely green." Another student says.
"If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." The teacher again replied.
Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion."
So Billy replies, "Then I definitely just s**t my pants."
Come on... That's pretty good! Not a groaner or anything.
What say you?
boothole
A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word definitely.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.
"The sky is definitely blue". The first student said, raising her hand.
"Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's grey and cloudy". The teacher said to the young girl.
"Grass is definitely green." Another student says.
"If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." The teacher again replied.
Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?"
The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion."
So Billy replies, "Then I definitely just s**t my pants."
Come on... That's pretty good! Not a groaner or anything.
What say you?
boothole