theblondpoet
01-19-2015, 04:07 AM
A woman places an ad in the paper for a man who won't beat her, won't run away and is good in bed. A few days pass and she hears the door bell ring. When she opens the door she asks the man "How are you qualified?" He said "Well I have no arms so I can't beat you, I have no legs so I can't run away." She replied "How do I know your good in bed?" "I rang the door bell didn't I?"