boothole
03-04-2015, 07:49 PM
Being a musician myself, I love this stuff about accordion players..
Question: What's a gentleman?
Answer: Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.
Ques: What is the definition of an optimist?
Ans: An accordion player with a pager.
Q: What's the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?
a: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
Question: What's a gentleman?
Answer: Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.
Ques: What is the definition of an optimist?
Ans: An accordion player with a pager.
Q: What's the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?
a: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.