Mummel
01-22-2017, 08:10 AM
A BMW driver travels at 250 km / h on the highway, despite speed limitation to 100 km / h. He is followed by a patrol car. After half an hour of wild chase, he finally stops. The policeman says, "OK, if they give me an excuse I've never heard of, they'll get away this time." Then the BMW driver: "Well, my wife was burned with a policeman last week, and when I saw you in the rear-view mirror, I thought you were going to bring it back to me ..."