Mummel
02-18-2017, 12:45 PM
Sit three mice at the beer and give each other. Says the first mouse: "Well, I'm pretty cool on it: Whenever there's a mousetrap in our house, I run, crunch the cheese and do some training on the halyard."
Says the second: "And I'm only a horny mackerel. Whenever we get rid of the rat poison, I'll get a mirror and a razor blade, and take a line first! "
When the third mouse says nothing, the first asks: "And you? Are not you as brave and cool as us ?! "
Answer the third: "You're bored, I'm going home now, the cat is nibbling!"
Says the second: "And I'm only a horny mackerel. Whenever we get rid of the rat poison, I'll get a mirror and a razor blade, and take a line first! "
When the third mouse says nothing, the first asks: "And you? Are not you as brave and cool as us ?! "
Answer the third: "You're bored, I'm going home now, the cat is nibbling!"