PDA

View Full Version : Penguin - zoo



Mummel
02-22-2017, 01:00 PM
A man looks out of the window in the morning and sees a penguin standing in his garden. He goes out - and realizes: the penguin is real. Since he does not know what else to do, he takes the animal and goes with him to the next police station. When he asks what he should do with the penguin, the sergeant tells him:
"Well, best of all, you go with him to the zoo!" The man takes the beast, goes out of the doorway, and makes his way ...
The next day, the watchman walks on foot as he sees the man on the opposite side of the road - still with the penguin on his hand. He runs over to him and asks him,
"Tell me, did not I tell you yesterday you should go to the zoo with the penguin?"
"Well, Mr. Wachtmeister, I was, too, and today we go to the cinema!"